It's amazing what technology can do today

They took me to the eye specialist and he told them I had a ectopic cilae or something. So when I woke up this is what he'd done to my hair, not very wheaten like. So much for that eyelash, eye didn't think it was in the contract to cut off all off 'em.

Still my Mum says don't worry it'll grow back and its better that eye can see again. So now everyone knows what a wheaten looks like underneath all that hair.
Some people say they prefer it this way.